[get thee off thine internets]

"Why do you intrigue me thus?"

[i can't think of one]

"drug free poems"

there once was a kid with a gripe,
who liked to smoke hash from a pipe

damn it, jim! this is impossible!

whose woods these are I think I know,
the kid from class who sells me blow

[a fascinating niche]

"Children's Poetry About Moose"

i've never seen a moose
or an angle that's obtuse
but that's not to say
that all moose are gay
it's just what Jake told me
when i came back from the bathroom