"the diet coke of evil"

"where is my clitoris?"

"how not to photograph your cat"

"how to make pus come on out from a toothpick wound that has gotten infected and some drainage but feels puffy and also hard in spots"

Touché!

"how come i eat expired food and never get sick"

"how did muhammad ali come to power"

"how can i be come a good speeler"

"give me a template explaining how you are a competent adult when it come to decision-making"


uh, in powerpoint or word?

"how to look good when you come out of the ocean"

"how to make a wish come true right now"

"how come i do something good but then i don't get good luck"

"how come people laugh when i sing"

"how do the sun come up"

"how come women can dance together"

"how come sometimes i wake up because i feel like something pushed on my face and made a loud sound"

"does the uk need more wind farms"

“can graveyard dirt and pee make someone fall in love"

(courtesy of unnamed industry colleague)

"how to get graveyard dirt out of black hair"


(courtesy of unnamed industry colleague)