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The truth is ghosts really don't like any oil, but most really hate baby oil. You'll need a lot, but don't go to the supermarket to buy it. They always look at you suspiciously when you're buying baby oil. Just get some baby oil straight from the factory, and at a high concentrate. This of course doesn't apply if the ghost is a baby or a pedophile. You may need Rapeseed oil for that.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck!
Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThere are a few that can be used but the most effective, by far, is to extract the oils from the anal glands of a skunk. Apply liberally to the whole body.
ReplyDeleteExpect to pay a good bit for a pure concentration of "getting rid of ghosts", Latin name "Phantasmus riddinum". The plant is incredibly uncommon & the extraction process is difficult & lengthy. Your best bet is to get a solute.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough when I moved into my new house a friend of mine who is into that new agey BS told me to burn sage to get rid of the ghosts and/or bad experiences or something like that. So if you're actually looking for some kind of expensive placebo I guess that would be it.
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