You should adopt one from the Humane Society. They have many wonderful vaginas that were abused or abandoned but would bring warmth and love to a new home.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
eBay.
ReplyDeleteDo you know where you can get some plantains?
ReplyDeleteI saw one lying around just the other day. Somebody left it behind, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteYou should adopt one from the Humane Society. They have many wonderful vaginas that were abused or abandoned but would bring warmth and love to a new home.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, this one is a song lyric from the song "Three Point One Four" by The Bloodhound Gang.
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