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"how to tell my 15 year old girl cousin that i love her"
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    George Michael Bluth?

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  2. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Edgar Allan Poe?

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  3. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    hide in her closet until she falls asleep, then take off your pants and go to town.

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  4. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Her?

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  5. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    At a family reunion...

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  6. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Play her any country love song.

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  7. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." - Zapp Brannigan

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  8. AnonymousApril 5, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Haven't you ever seen The Royal Tenenbaums? Just set up a tent in your room and invite her in.

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  9. UnknownApril 5, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Send her flowers?

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  10. AnonymousApril 5, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    first you have to be sure. take a deep breath and count to twelve on your fingers.

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  11. AnonymousApril 6, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Make her think that you're not related.

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  12. CleatusApril 9, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    act smooth my man!
    All girls, regardless of their familial relation to you flirter, love a little flattery. Tell her she is way cuter than your other cousins. Ask her out on a family outing, but dont invite anyone else (but your giant erect naked cock). The thing with cousins (i speak from experience) is you have to act quick! knock her up! That way she cant play the "morality" card and has to stay with you!

    hope this helped
    Cleatus the Fetus (dont ask, my parents were cousins)

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