Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
or else i get the hose again
ReplyDeletejust dont leave it in too long or may cause infection
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
ReplyDeleteDepending of the context, this can be a noble thing to do, a necessary thing to do, or the most fucked up thing anyone ever has done.
I guess it's ok as long as she was menstruating and you put it in the right orifice...
ReplyDeletei put on my robe and wizard hat
ReplyDelete@10:42 am, I put it in my upper left orifice.
ReplyDeleteThis bothers me because it is a statement, rather than a "how to" question. Like this person is bragging, or looking for a support group.
ReplyDeleteMore likely looking for whatever fetish vid has that title.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now just press R3 on her and you'll be able to make your own Doritos.
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