[all about me 3 - special edition]

last [all about me] installment of the day:

"my white male neighbor is dating a black women"
"my mom is cheating with a married man"
"my son is mean to animals"
"my mother acts like my son is hers"
"my tongue is coated"
"my nose is always oiliy & pimply"
"my cats nose is always dirty"
"my 5 month pomeranian eat his feces & drink is urine"
"my toddler's hair is falling out"
"my coughing neighbour is driving me mad"
"my hair is still wet the day after i wash it"