Start simple, eat dog food. Walk on yr hands and knees. Don't talk, but make noises. Try to learn things, but not too hard. Poop outside. If you can't get outside, poop somewhere out of the way but in plain view. When you need to use the rest room, go to the door. Avoid chocolate and mail men. Do yr best, it isn't easy. Spend as much time with other dogs as possible, and you may just get it down.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
Start simple, eat dog food. Walk on yr hands and knees. Don't talk, but make noises. Try to learn things, but not too hard. Poop outside. If you can't get outside, poop somewhere out of the way but in plain view. When you need to use the rest room, go to the door. Avoid chocolate and mail men. Do yr best, it isn't easy. Spend as much time with other dogs as possible, and you may just get it down.
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