[hard work, sticktoitiveness and a shovel]

"how do you find a person that died in 1962?"

[what other people did today]

"How Do You Take Magic Mushrooms"

"How Do You Prepare for a Colonoscopy"

"How Do You Tell Your Boss You're Quitting"

"How Do You Know If You Have a Busted Eardrum"

[a delectable double entendre]

"How does pregnant Barbie work?"

[get off the internet]

"how do you get your avatar to cry"

[fetish alert]

"wrestler groping women her titties"

[don't make me think]

"how much is a million dollars worth"

i can't even tell you how common this kind of search is.

[obviously]

"i also tell people this story to show that it doesnt matter"

[get off the internet]

"need some lucky mega million lotto numbers"

[this one just writes itself]

"used cheerleading equipment for sale"

[rhymes with 'inbred']

"used hybred cars for sale in west tennessee"

note: west tennessee is actually not the capital of inbred hybreds; this distinction belongs to Iowa.

[o, canada!]

"What Do Canadians Eat for Breakfast"

"What Do Canadians Eat for Dinner"

"Foods That Canadian People Eat"

And if you need to just start from the beginning in your culture quest...

"Definition of a Canadian"

[an all too frequent problem]

"African American Websites Who Are Trying to Become Pregnant"

[spring break]

"Las Vegas Vacation With the Lesbian Neighbor Bitch"

[leftover valentine's searches]

"Camping in Maine Secluded Places to Take Your Pet"

[new pet research]

"Can Penguins Live in Arizona in the Winter?"

[skeptical mother's little helper]

"does my child need prescription pain killers for braces pain?"

[rice-a-roni]

"what was the main food they would eat during the spanish american war?"

[who said it was?]

"Why Would It Be Helpful to Find a Rock That Is a Million Years Old?"

[ fetish alert ? ]

"how to stop pulling on your horse's mouth when you ride"

[effeminate franklin]

"the name of all the delicates who signed the constitution"