Wednesday, October 26

"dull pain in my right side am i pregnant"
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Probably just need to spend about an hour on the toilet. Bring a magazine! :)

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  2. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    This sounds like an acute case of appendicitis. If you are not dead already, you will be soon, so enjoy yourself.

    Either that or heartburn.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    Most likely. In certain cases, intercourse, usually with a man of splendid endowment, may result in a rare medical condition known as "Superior Uterine Tearing". In such an event, the male's ejaculate, along with the females egg, seeps out of the uterus and into the open spaces of your abdomen. 99% of the time it will nestle somewhere in the right side of your abdomen, usually between the superior large intestine and your abdominal wall. This typically happens on the right side due to the overcrowding of the left side, i.e., your pancreas, spleen, kidney, etc... While a rare condition, it is usually fatal for both mom and baby unless treated expediently. I would say that if you took the time to search this on the internet, that you didn't react quickly enough to your bodies red flags. Your outlook is grim at best. Good Luck!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Maybe you're just fat?

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  5. palipride47November 7, 2012 at 1:17 PM

    Chances are, a white elephant with six white tusks entered your uterus. Expect the birth of a founder of a new religion in about 10 months.

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