Thursday, April 28

"5 reasons to punch a dolphin in the face"

7 comments:

  1. Here's a good one: You couldn't find enough kittens to kick this morning.

    ReplyDelete
  2. To stop the soul-scarring sounds they make.

    ReplyDelete
  3. 2. Male dolphins are asshats who get female dolphins away from the pack and not let them eat/sleep until they let them have sex with them.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Because you know what they did last summer.

    ReplyDelete