I found this one while testing the Search WOPR on my e-garbage can to see how focused/available my e-trash was. And like in Minority Report, as I waited for my computer to query the floating lobotomies' database/brains, and roll the answer back to me - slowly. Perfectly etched on a perfect wooden ball...

+ [religion]
- [shopping]
+ [images]
+ [animals]
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"Funny Picture of a Jewish Lady Walking the Dog"