Monday, February 19

 "can drinking alcohol impaire you while u in water"

>> no, u protected from everything as long as u in water 

Sunday, August 13

"are muslums christains?"
"how to levitate objects free"

- because I don't want to pay for supernatural powers, ok?
"what does fried chicken have to do with childrens' growth?"
"list of gay people"
"what does it mean when you dream of a wet penis"
"brews and potions for love and money"

"do girls have penisies?"

Normally searches are published here with quotes added to the search phrase, but this is an exception. Most searches use no advanced search operators, so this one is special. 
For three reasons. And one very weird operator.

"three dogs " "my pussy"""


Inquiring Minds Want to Know

 "what do you call a carpenter?"

[ultraviolence]

beat up your computer
beat up your wife game
beat your boss
beat your computer
beat your mom
beat your truck
beat jews
beat up your ex
beat up your PC
beat your kids
beat your meat
beat your son

Thursday, August 10

"narcissistic six year old"

- a self-evident tautology.

Wednesday, July 5

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

 "is it ok to give up?"

"giving up is bad"

 "what causes spiders"

For WHAT?

"how many eggs is too many"

"how much cheese is too much cheese"

 "what does it mean when someone says that's ok?"

 "electrician vs doctor"

Saturday, June 24

"hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

My guess: the fear of fast-talking, giant hippos coming to take your jobs. And women.

Thursday, August 27

"can I donate sperm everyday?"
It's not about the money, I just love what I do, right?

"do you have to be attractive to sell sperm"
Obviously, yes.

"how much is your sperm worth"
That's pretty personal, no? And who are you asking, anyway?

 "how do i start my own baby selling business"